Boogey Woogey Bhoot He wears a purple shoe One eye's made of jelly The other's sticky glue He eats pickled onions And drinks fizzy shoe lace And dances with a teapot In a very silly place! Boogey Woogey, wiggle your toes Boogey Woogey, pick your nose! Boogey Woogey, clap your knees Boogey Woogey, if you please Make a funny face and shout \"Peas!\" Boogey Woogey Bhoot He rides a rubber duck His hair is made of spaghetti Stuck inside a muck He talks to garden gnomes And sings to buzzing bees And juggles with bananas And squeaky rubber cheese! Boogey Woogey, wiggle your toes Boogey Woogey, pick your nose! Boogey Woogey, clap your knees Boogey Woogey, if you please Make a funny face and shout \"Peas!\" He likes to wear A fishbowl on his head And paints his toenails bright Sparkly red He jumps on trampolines Made of mashed potatoes And tells silly stories To singing potatoes! Boogey Woogey, wiggle your toes Boogey Woogey, pick your nose! Boogey Woogey, clap your knees Boogey Woogey, if you please Make a funny face and shout \"Peas!\" Boogey Woogey Bhoot He flies away at night On a giant toothbrush What a funny sight! He waves goodbye With a pickle in his hand Boogey Woogey Bhoot The silliest in the land! Hee hee hee! Boogey Woogey!